i'm donating my old nerve personals account (and its four fabulous credits) to kat. the only reason i had to refuse was that i sometimes like to go and have a look at what first attracted helen and started this whole marriage business.
so, for nostalgic and archival purposes, here's that ad...
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thanks loads for the ad fletcher! i hope it works as well for me as it did for you. perhaps i will leave some of your responses in there, just to be sure. maybe the one about pissing the bed. dudes love that, right?
Jeez, Fletch. Now I kinda wanta marry you...
i can't believe you quoted Ayn Rand in your profile.
It was funny to read that ad again, now that I'm the 'trouble 'n strife'....I would still reply to your ad like I did last year, having read it now, especially now that you've got me into Ayn Rand. And for the record to anyone who reads this, no my husband doesnt make a habit of pissing the bed, but I did reply to the ad because of that bit, so what kind of person does that say about me? hmmmmmmm...
damn. i read that ad and start thinking about that opening to betty blue. it's porno, really.
funny, tho: kat's comment was that my two quotes were by ayn rand and mcbain, but they worked together. my first thought was: of course! they're both germans! they're not, tho. one's russian, and the other's a cartoon character.
that really was the one and only adult bed-piss. i'd had something about falling off the stage, drunk, while playing a show at joe's pub being my most humbling moment, but that's bullshit. that was hilarious! i'm SO glad i decided on the truth...
damn that's great. but come on... 6' 180? bullshit!!!!
hey now...
ok; i did give myself an extra half inch, but the weight was correct at the time. beware, paul miller! marriage has its own 'freshman fifteen'!