here are some phrases and acronyms that don't seem to be getting the regular usage i believe they deserve:
NFF/FFN [nuts]
someone who looks attractive at a distance, but terrible up close. acronym: 'nice from far; far from nice'. usage: damn. girl was looking so good, but really was NFF/FFN.
do a fucker [helen]
to screw, give the shaft, cheat, swindle, or otherwise produce surprisingly unfavorable results. usage: christ! that bastard just did a fucker on me!
A/M/W [paul]
a woman who looks so fine that she must be making money from it. acronym: 'actress/model/whatever'. usage: damn! A/M/W at twelve o'clock! note to the ladies: swap in 'actor' for 'actress' if you need to.
septics [some slashbot]
americans. rhyming slang: septics == septic tanks == yanks. usage: who are the septics bombing today?
good post, my man
My favorite is GEPO, or "Gross Expenditure per Orgasm." Refers to how much someone spends on a date (who is not an actual prostitute) relative to putting out. Used in a sentence, "Because Dan wanted to keep his GEPO low, he took his date, Heather, to 'Pluck U', which was his favorite discount fried chicken establishment."
My favorite underused expression is
AMYSLAFYOGYP
Which is short for: "Acronyms Make You Sound Like A Fourteen Year Old Girl You Pussy".
Really needs to be in casual conversatoin more. I guess my second favorite underused expression is "Don't Have A Cow" because a cute cartoon character said it, and I love cute.
m: heh. after reading just the first few words of your comment, i imagined you were about to tell me not to expend too much energy for an(yone's) orgasm or my tired old ass would die.
usage: he couldn't pay the gepo and went into arrest...right on top of her!
m: omfgl0lbbq!!1!!1! lol@m0rgan!11!one!!!