ok; i'm about halfway through the second season of enterprise. i was hesitant to get involved with more star trek (i avoided voyager entirely), but there was this torrent, and curiosity got the better of me a few weeks ago, before the feds got involved.
so: it's not bad. i hear the theme song is, but i don't remember it; the first time i heard it was so bad i've blocked it all out, except for the first bit of hippy guitar and the words 'it's been', which i get sometimes when i'm sloppy on the fast forward. (what the hell? star trek themes don't have fuckin' words!
anyway:
1. the captain spends most of his time in prison, or being transported to a prison.
2. vulcan is seriously hot, and always wears tight clothes. except when they deconaminate after some away mission. THEN she's in her underwear, and they rub silky stuff on each other. seriously! trek pr0n!
3. the vulcans are assholes. except t'pol. she's nice.
4. they always have to invent things. like: they haven't discovered the prime directive yet, and so feel free (despite lovely t'pol's advice) to fuck with any culture they come across.
5. guy got pregnant.
6. we still only have had a glimpse of the romulans. suspense!
hmm. i'm thinking i should add 
at this point.
and maybe 
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