truly pointless rant

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oh. my. god. helen's watching old episodes of bewitched, and that husband guy is seriously pissing me off. his wife has super powers and he tells her not to use them! he still goes to work every fucking day! whiskey tango foxtrot? when your wife can do freakin' magic, winning the lottery is punk! winning it two times is punk! she can stop time! create matter! teleport herself and others! damn! if i were that fuckin' guy, i wouldn't be some asshole conformist control freak! shit! i'd kindly ask, baby? can we get drinks in the future? can my band's rehearsal space float in space in some sci-fi bubble orbiting the goddamned moon!? baby baby please, can i rule the world, just until summer's over? but this... this... fucktard says: no! (like she even obeys!) then puts on his tie and goes off to work for the fucking man! argrhrghrhgr!!!

i hate that guy so much.

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Its only right and proper to obey one's husband, no matter what spiritual talents one may have...end of.

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