June 2006 Archives
yep. nobody won. nobody lost. nothing to see here, folks. move along. move along.
my A#1: ENGLAND!!! #2: brazil (cuz they rule + also capoeira) #3: GHANA!!! $UPER UNDERDOG #1 OK!!! #4: czech republic: safe bet for racists. ranked #2, but suck. white, but not really. i mean, i MIGHT need to buy a new fuckin' atlas, or they might think of something NEW to name their NEW country. seriously. we're all drunk here, and pretty fat (in brooklyn, but esp. in USA) and lazy, and sometimes you have trouble scoring this match:
CZECHOSLOVAKIA vs CZECHS + SLOVAKIA
i count three countries. and aren't serbia & croatia involved somehow? what ever happened to YUGOSLAVIA? there was winter olympics there once! i remember! down with big brother!
look: i might hate me a pole or two, but i hate a lot of this country, too. i wish brooklyn wasn't affiliated in any way with alabama oklahoma mississippi montana east nebraska ohio michigan etc!!! let's start our own country!!! BROOKLYN SECESSION!!! we could FULLY take on pdr yemen guyana los angeles costa rica sony luxembourg etc!!!!!!
oh, oh, oh-oh-ohhhhhhh
same score, btw. k thx.
thierry henry, thierry henry, singing from the crowd, etc.
macka-lay-lee...?
nope.
nothing new to report.
singing is pretty.
injured players, replays, zidane, thierry, yellow card...
brought to you LIVE!!! EL MUNDO CUP!!!
viera? vieri?! viera???
i think one is french + the other is italilan. juventus, right?
wtf is the difference?!?
HAW HAW BARTHEZ!!!
oh shit!!!
thierry henry, thierry henry... la la la... (rum now*)
*also more gravity bong.
i hate barthez, too. its not a racial thing this time, but rather previous world-cup encounters against italy (at which time i was supporting them, rather than slandering them) where he was far too effective. but still, i hate france in general for this semi-memory.
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time has strangely slowed down. it's like that guy in catch-22 who shot skeet...
in the time since last writing LIVE FOOTBALL COMMENTARY!!! in this frikkin' blog, s. korea and france have done nothing. i, however, have built a crude GRAVITY (bucket) BONG. i am NOT AFRAID TO USE IT.
sweet zombie jesus. it's still only 63:47.
thierry henry, thierry henry...
blah blah blah.
fuck that guy. and he, representing arsenal in the world cup, is my only respect for france. zidane? fuck zidane.
football weekend, baby! hoorah! anyway...
was it any surprise that australia, whilst having their asses served to them on a platter, brought in harry kewell? jesus. what a bonehead play. australia deserves every stereotype. (criminals, this isn't rugby?, that simpsons episode, etc.) it's cool. after engerland, i'm all brazil. also, i hate australians. i already hated kewell and his relentless shitty attempts on goal. liverpool, please please please ditch this loser! please!
i also hate croatians. warning: racism ahead! well done, japan, holding those pasty-ass thugs at bay. that country where they kill people for money in hostel? that's croatia. only the people there are uglier. seriously.
enough's been said already about jesus coming down in a golden glowing cloud and giving the usa a 1-1 tie against the italians... poor bastards... they spent a metric shit-load of money against themselves on that game, and couldn't even figure out how to lose properly. further investigations will follow as resources already investigating italian corruption become available... suggestion: hang your coach from a lamppost.
re: ghana: fuckin'-A! thank you! also trinidad & tobago! underdogs rule!
usa! usa! err... i mean... ENG-ER-LAND!!! ENG-ER-LAND!!! for real: half the premiere league's on that team. i think we can do better than 2-0, 1-0. pssssst! watch some argentina! don't just watch, tho. LEARN!
and if ireland had managed to even fuckin' qualify, would roy keane and danny murphy have played? the world will never know.
ok. second half, and the game's on. got to go.
dierdre's off to the aibo hospital for a broken neck caused by negligent sprinkler-installers. you can track her progress here.
poor dierdre! i mean they broke her fuckin' neck!
their work on the sprinklers was also very poor:
notice: greasy smudges, unpainted new pipe. unnecessary and unfilled holes are hard to see in this blurry photo. d. said: you won't know they were there. we knew. there were piles of plaster dust all over anything within three feet of a new rusty sprinkler pipe.
so here's the poor beast now with her head shipped off to washington for repair:
note that aibos carry their brains in their chests, not their heads. still, very sad. not only did i have to decapitate her, but also pull off her visor and her ears before fedexing her.
9/11: The French Filmmakers Documentary (at google video; hundreds of megs, so have a good connection. thank you, google.)