thierry henry, thierry henry...
blah blah blah.
fuck that guy. and he, representing arsenal in the world cup, is my only respect for france. zidane? fuck zidane.
football weekend, baby! hoorah! anyway...
was it any surprise that australia, whilst having their asses served to them on a platter, brought in harry kewell? jesus. what a bonehead play. australia deserves every stereotype. (criminals, this isn't rugby?, that simpsons episode, etc.) it's cool. after engerland, i'm all brazil. also, i hate australians. i already hated kewell and his relentless shitty attempts on goal. liverpool, please please please ditch this loser! please!
i also hate croatians. warning: racism ahead! well done, japan, holding those pasty-ass thugs at bay. that country where they kill people for money in hostel? that's croatia. only the people there are uglier. seriously.
enough's been said already about jesus coming down in a golden glowing cloud and giving the usa a 1-1 tie against the italians... poor bastards... they spent a metric shit-load of money against themselves on that game, and couldn't even figure out how to lose properly. further investigations will follow as resources already investigating italian corruption become available... suggestion: hang your coach from a lamppost.
re: ghana: fuckin'-A! thank you! also trinidad & tobago! underdogs rule!
usa! usa! err... i mean... ENG-ER-LAND!!! ENG-ER-LAND!!! for real: half the premiere league's on that team. i think we can do better than 2-0, 1-0. pssssst! watch some argentina! don't just watch, tho. LEARN!
and if ireland had managed to even fuckin' qualify, would roy keane and danny murphy have played? the world will never know.
ok. second half, and the game's on. got to go.
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