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October 29, 2004

language is a virus

here are some phrases and acronyms that don't seem to be getting the regular usage i believe they deserve:

NFF/FFN [nuts]
someone who looks attractive at a distance, but terrible up close. acronym: 'nice from far; far from nice'. usage: damn. girl was looking so good, but really was NFF/FFN.

do a fucker [helen]
to screw, give the shaft, cheat, swindle, or otherwise produce surprisingly unfavorable results. usage: christ! that bastard just did a fucker on me!

A/M/W [paul]
a woman who looks so fine that she must be making money from it. acronym: 'actress/model/whatever'. usage: damn! A/M/W at twelve o'clock! note to the ladies: swap in 'actor' for 'actress' if you need to.

septics [some slashbot]
americans. rhyming slang: septics == septic tanks == yanks. usage: who are the septics bombing today?

Posted by Dead Nancy at October 29, 2004 12:18 PM

Comments

good post, my man

Posted by: paul at October 29, 2004 01:54 PM

My favorite is GEPO, or "Gross Expenditure per Orgasm." Refers to how much someone spends on a date (who is not an actual prostitute) relative to putting out. Used in a sentence, "Because Dan wanted to keep his GEPO low, he took his date, Heather, to 'Pluck U', which was his favorite discount fried chicken establishment."

Posted by: Marguerite at November 1, 2004 11:14 AM

My favorite underused expression is



AMYSLAFYOGYP



Which is short for: "Acronyms Make You Sound Like A Fourteen Year Old Girl You Pussy".



Really needs to be in casual conversatoin more. I guess my second favorite underused expression is "Don't Have A Cow" because a cute cartoon character said it, and I love cute.

Posted by: Morgan at November 1, 2004 04:39 PM

m: heh. after reading just the first few words of your comment, i imagined you were about to tell me not to expend too much energy for an(yone's) orgasm or my tired old ass would die.

usage: he couldn't pay the gepo and went into arrest...right on top of her!

m: omfgl0lbbq!!1!!1! lol@m0rgan!11!one!!!

Posted by: dn at November 1, 2004 10:45 PM

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