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October 20, 2004
terminate with extreme prejudice
damn. i had to take out mickey today.
They told me that you had gone totally insane, and that your methods were unsound.
seems that mickey's been throwing some cancer in with your waffles. and birth defects in your toast. note that pooh and tigger don't feel the need to poison your breakfast.
But you have no right to call me a murderer. You have a right to kill me. You have a right to do that... but you have no right to judge me.
so mickey no longer represents the appliances department on a web site i maintain at work. the order came down to me to remove him, and i did it. damn. mickey, why?
...there are many moments for compassion and tender action. There are many moments for ruthless action - what is often called ruthless - what may in many circumstances be only clarity, seeing clearly what there is to be done and doing it, directly, quickly, awake...
Posted by Dead Nancy at October 20, 2004 01:12 PM
Comments
remove him... with... extreme prejudice
Posted by: paul at October 20, 2004 02:28 PM
oh - wait - that's your title. oh well...
Posted by: paul at October 20, 2004 02:31 PM
Never get off the boat, Paul.
Posted by: Chef at October 20, 2004 04:38 PM
why did you have to take Mickey out - its much better than those horrendous hickey mary quilts that are still in there, innit.
Posted by: THE WIFE at October 20, 2004 04:51 PM
but i don't live in california, so technically...
Posted by: the sister at October 21, 2004 12:42 AM